Minecraft Theory

I have just got the new update of minecraft, which oddly had no numbers, like 1.6.4, it just said this "..." I was a little nervous, it didn't even say what was changed either. So it finished updating and it had the original mojang logo, this was creepy, this was the OLD logo. But I pretended I didn't care and waited to play the game, 6 seconds later, the game loaded. I went to single player and made a super flat creative world. Then after I hit done, the entire computer cut to static. After the static, it showed Steve in bed. He had just woken up and he ate some carrots, then Alex, the new minecraft character, came to Steve's house to talk. Alex was telling Steve about how she met her boyfriend. Then Steve got bored and asked her to leave. Alex knocked Steve out with what looked like a realistic hammer. The entire screen cut to black. Then 5 minutes later, I was in a cave full of zombies, creepers, and spiders. I thought that this was how Steve came to be in the minecraft world.